a little chewy
[NSFW]
---->[Universes (with shimmy):Wolf and Bear---->& The adventures of Compass]
they fuck more than they talk
good porning!!!!
farts out more batman doodles
vergil wants the d
damnte and vagisil have taken over my life im sry
dun dun Dunn
man adult connor sure is sexy
draws teen!connor porn???
late night shenanigans with wolf and bear
shimmy’s post on mass effect tabloids got me thinking of hey remember the time when kaidan sent shepard nudes and they were intercepted by the futuristic version of tmz? it was hot stuff
BREAKING NEWS: THIRTY LIGHTYEAR ZONE HAS ACQUIRED PRIVATE PIX SENT TO COMMANDER SHEPARD FROM HUSBAND KAIDAN ALENKO!
“No comment on the story,” says source identified by the initials ‘GV,’ “but the steak sauce looks nothing like Major Alenko’s preferred brand.”
“That… That ain’t real, right?” says Lieutenant James Vega. “Cause that thing—that thing is loco. I, uh… I should go.”
Commander Shepard’s former squadmate Urdnot Wrex sent photographic evidence of his own directly to TLZ.space to corroborate, but due to their graphic nature, they cannot be hosted on our servers at this time.
“I didn’t do it,” says Jeff ‘Joker’ Moreau, flight-lieutenant on board the Normandy during the Invasion. “Seriously. You got my name down? You sure you’re spelling it right? Commander, I swear, this is so not my fault this time.”
“A true work of art,” says mystery informant ‘KG.’
The Shadow Broker sent a coded message recently that his since been decrypted as the following statement: “Amateurs.”
Commander Shepard and Major Alenko declined to comment.
STORY DEVELOPING…
oh my gosh
shimmy’s post on mass effect tabloids got me thinking of hey remember the time when kaidan sent shepard nudes and they were intercepted by the futuristic version of tmz? it was hot stuff
artwork by choowy
ahh haha i am flattered that you decided to put all of these in one photoset ;;w;; (and a little embarrassed for how much hawkecest i’ve drawn [OOPS!!])
let’s just get down to it
so that’s what the champion does in his spare time
hawke: tell me another one about king alistair and the sexy block of cheese, varric? i’m desperate for the next installment.
varric: hawke, i have to tell you, there’s a term for this in the business. ‘real person fiction’ isn’t exactly smiled upon.
hawke: since when has something paltry like that bothered you?
varric: i might be low to the ground, hawke, but i have high standards.
hawke: say, do you remember that time i went with you on an expedition to the deep roads—as per your suggestion—and my only brother got the taint down there, and your brother locked us in a thaig, then stole the greatest treasure we’d found and it drove everyone in kirkwall completely batty?
varric: now, hawke, that’s not exactly fair and you—
hawke: and that other time when my troubled lover made me collect sewer shit to help him brew a secret potion that would blow the chantry sky high?
varric: now that one wasn’t my fault. you can’t pin that old chestnut on me.
hawke: you introduced us.
varric: you collected the sewer shit.
hawke: the point is, i’ve had a difficult life. don’t i deserve this comfort?
varric: fine, fine. you’ve played on my heart strings. where did i leave off?
hawke: lamppost licking lessons. the warden was just teaching alistair all about how to lick lampposts in seasons other than winter…
alistair and the sexy cheese
quicck oops beforei go
poop
